i’m always going to need more of Jesus. even when i don’t want him. even when i want to run off wildly on my own adventures, even when my rebellious heart wants to shut him up and out to pursue it’s own desires…i pray my soul will never stop crying out for more.
college should be $25
can I still get that $5000 scholarship
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”